My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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