you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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