There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
