Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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