Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
