You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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