another moral hangover. fuck.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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