We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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