Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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