it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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