I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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