Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
