Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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