i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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