someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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