I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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