babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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