I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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