Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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