I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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