You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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