Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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