Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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