4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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