Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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