so that wasnt chicken after all
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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