there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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