I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
