I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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