Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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