i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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