How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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