We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Your cock deserves a montage
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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