i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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