i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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