The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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