shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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