You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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