turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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