nut hugger
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So much rum. So many feels.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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