Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
True but thats because hes a fetus.
they need to just BURY HIM!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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