just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
being pregnant is like rehab
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
