I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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