You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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