absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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