Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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