I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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