I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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