She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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