I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
