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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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