the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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